Make a course.
Teach people how to make and market a course. Bonus points if you filmed it in front of a rented Lamborghini.
Entrepreneurship, but recursive
Sell the course about selling courses.
Cropp Corp teaches ambitious course sellers how to sell a course that teaches other course sellers how to sell courses. It’s education. It’s business. It’s an ecosystem. Mostly, it’s a very long sentence.
Founded by Ian Cropp · 0 accredited universities · ∞ theoretical revenue loops · now with an official logo
The Cropp Method™
One simple funnel. Three deeply unnecessary layers.
We removed the confusing parts of business—like products, logistics, and customers who aren’t trying to sell courses—and replaced them with a clean, circular strategy.
Sell it to course sellers.
Your ideal customer already understands the word “masterclass,” which cuts your onboarding time by at least several vibes.
Teach them to repeat it.
Congratulations. You have created a self-replicating educational organism that accountants may or may not respect.
The flagship product
The Course Course™
Six modules. Forty-three buzzwords. One big idea: why sell a thing when you can sell information about selling the thing?
M01Finding Your Niche’s Niche’s Niche11 min
M02Pricing Your Knowledge at a Number That Feels Expensive18 min
M03Building a Funnel That Says “Funnel” a Lot22 min
M04The Cropp Close: “What Would Your Future Self Pay?”9 min
M05Testimonials From People You Just Taught to Sell Testimonials14 min
M06Graduation: Launch Your Course About This Course∞ min
Extremely scientific social proof
Students are saying things.
Are these statements impressive? Yes. Should you ask Ian about them at length? Absolutely.
★★★★★
“Before Cropp Corp I had one course. Now I have a course teaching people how I made the first course.”
★★★★★
“Ian told me to raise my price until I felt uncomfortable. I am now extremely uncomfortable.”
★★★★★
“I still don’t fully understand the business model, which is how I know it’s sophisticated.”
Founder updates
The screen-time incident.
Ian Cropp famously claimed he had “Literally 0 screen time.” The Cropp archives later produced a less minimalist chart.
According to the latest Cropp lore, Ian’s screen time was leaked live in public, apparently showing a 24 hour daily average despite repeated “literally 0 screen time” messaging.
- Claim made: “Literally 0 screen time.”
- Leak result: 24h 0m daily average.
- Corporate response: “Those were entrepreneurial minutes.”
Invest in yourself-ish
Choose your level of unnecessary.
Every plan includes the same core strategy. The expensive one simply has more words like “inner circle.”
$297 one time
For the future course seller who is only moderately committed to the bit.
- The full Course Course™
- 17-page PDF called “The Blueprint”
- Private community with at least 3 channels
- Certificate you can absolutely put on LinkedIn
$997 because 7 feels premium
For serious entrepreneurs ready to unlock advanced recursive monetization.
- Everything in Starter Cropp
- 1 group call where Ian says “leverage”
- Swipe file of high-converting arrows → → →
- Official title: Certified Cropp Consultant
Potential ROI formula: course × course sellers × confidence ÷ questions asked = 📈 probably
FAQ
Questions we anticipated before you could.
Is Cropp Corp a pyramid scheme?
No. Pyramids are ancient architectural structures. This is a modern educational rectangle with recurring incentives.
Do I need an existing course?
Absolutely not. In Module 1, we help you create a course about creating a course, solving that issue with almost alarming efficiency.
What if I don’t know anything?
Perfect. Your transformation story becomes even stronger.
Is Ian Cropp a real business expert?
He owns Cropp Corp, which sells a business course. We encourage you to draw your own aggressively circular conclusion.
Stop selling courses the old-fashioned way.
Start selling a course about selling a course to people who sell courses. The future of business has never been this unnecessarily specific.